Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
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Top comments
JAIROUS48764 0
Report his bacon ass! He shouldn't abuse his power
Jujubilee 1
Isn't that unlawful harassment? If you can prove you had a relationship and he's bitter, you should sue him and the city! Cha-ching!!! $$$
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Comments (198)
michael509 1
Haha all most makes me want to be a cop now.
cdh_1981 0
*almost, not all most. SMH
ikickgingers 15
60 - careful he bites
goldfish78 11
You should let him do a body search inspection
tfair85 2
Most cops in the states have to go through a psychological screening. I'm not sure about you Aussies though, maybe if he did then there is another underlying issue. Examples being that you were either a big cheater or drug user and he wanted to make sure. Still would have been better with a good reason to pull you over.
mk58 31
No one said that OP's ex was psychotic, so I don't believe a screening would have done anything.
tmmundy 17
or that she was a cheater or drug user...wtf??
OrgasmicBunnies 9
It's obvious all cops are drug users. We all know what happens in the evidence room when there is cocaine and marijuana.
ericke9_fml 0
sure he pulled you over for no legitimate reason. that's what everyone says....
deedubs 0
word.
reilyn 10
If he had a legitimate reason to pull her over why did he have to find that lock as a reason to write a ticket? You know, because he couldn't just write a speeding ticket, huh?
DjeePee 25
Doesn't court cost more than her ticket?
ILoveTabz 0
Report his stalker ass
Wheredidgrungego 12
I'm surprised he didn't strip search you!
imcutefml 0
Yea really best revenge :P
tinkerbell2oo8 4
i agree with #15, when you go to court bring up everything and iit will get dropped,
kareltje 17
#15. Take that advise.
lovable_ditz 3
Ydi for letting him search your car... Know your rights