Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
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Top comments
JAIROUS48764 0
Report his bacon ass! He shouldn't abuse his power
Jujubilee 1
Isn't that unlawful harassment? If you can prove you had a relationship and he's bitter, you should sue him and the city! Cha-ching!!! $$$
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Comments (198)
fruityloopz 4
Isn't it illegal to search a persons car without a warrant? If he asked to check the inside of her car, she has the right to say no and drive away. It is a violation of her rights to be charged so unlawfully.
Jasonf6 0
File a complaint and show up in court. Tell the judge and your ex will look like an idiot
funnyshitt 0
Police can fo what ever they want i was with my brother and we were driving home one night and he got pulled over and a cop started to search the car and my brother being the law student he is asked if they had a warrent and they said they dident need one so he protested it and was arrested and spent the night in jail. Thts the great U.S police force for ya
dwatsup 0
no they cnt they must have ur consent in order to search ur car unless they have probable cause and if they do u can go to court and gave then suspended or fired
Burdie04_fml 0
Fight it! That's abuse of power.
Nadeslos 4
Illegal to do such things in canada
BloodyDraven 0
YDI, he can't touch your car unless you give him permission, that's your right, learn em so he can't do it again
annihil8or 15
#9 is right, u had a way out of the ticket
1989mustang50 0
WOW So technically your back door is always open
firemedic919 0
so lick it or ticket get over it
bubo_fml 11
FYL...Pay the fine or perform the sexual favor & move on...