Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
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JAIROUS48764 0
Report his bacon ass! He shouldn't abuse his power
Jujubilee 1
Isn't that unlawful harassment? If you can prove you had a relationship and he's bitter, you should sue him and the city! Cha-ching!!! $$$
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Comments (198)
LovelyLadyFriend 9
Never date cops. It's an unwritten rule. :)
DemonLord17 3
In Australia a cop can pull you over for no legitimate reason. A thorough search of a car without legitimate reason is not allowed but a cop can evade this claim if he or she found something. She can sue but it wouldn't go anywhere.
smlz4me 1
Isn't that illegal??? Sue that dumbfuck bastard.
Amajean 7
He can't legally get away with that take it to court and he'll be sure to get in trouble
All_Blacks 2
I don't see a conflict on interest anywhere, said sarcastically
piclemaniscool 0
That's illegal though. You can't pull someone over for that. You must dispute that in court!
Omgplz 3
That's illegal.
BobsUrAunty 2
fruityloops, in Australia police have the right to pull you over for a random breath or drug test or if the vehicle is suspected defective or suspicious, and if they notice a suspicious object in the vehicle, they have the right to search. its supposed to make it safer for cops or some sh*t but it's a load of bull if you ask me.
DCMKfreak1412 7
That's illegal, just wait for the court date and tell them what happened.
The__Redneck 7
This is a pretty clear-cut case of harassment. Take it to court--but first, take it to the newspaper and your local TV/radio station. You'd be surprised what a little pressure can do.