Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
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Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, a state trooper ticketed me after learning I was ticketed for the same offense an hour earlier, namely driving with a broken headlight. The good news is that both tickets will be dismissed if I go to court. The bad news is that I'd have to go to different courthouses at the same time of day. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Top comments
Grimmerie 31
How dare you not fix it in those ten minutes? That's painfully irresponsible of you.
gamercanadian 11
*** da police, sorry I had to say that but Fyl too OP
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gamercanadian 11
*** da police, sorry I had to say that but Fyl too OP
GovernorGeneral 8
What a dumbass cop -.-
pandapoopDX 0
police needs to get niggas off the street
caroliquey 0
Good trolling. ;)
BarDownDaily 12
23- Cops shouldn't troll.
guckylynn 19
If you were pulled over and given a warning, they can't ticket you within 24 or 48 hours, I can't remember which for sure.
ananonymousguy 0
Is it just me or is this an exact copy of an older FML?
asmith2104 2
Whose going to say anything no record of them pulling you over. His word against yours? You will lose everytime
ImaginaryFoe 1
I believe 34 is referring to an actual warning - a slip that is like a ticket but not as formal and says WARNING across it. I don't know about any time limit rule but if true, the warning slip would be sufficient proof.
jaredjudd21 2
What seems to be the officer problem
SeaMen 3
fight the ticket
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Even if you fight the ticket, you're going to lose SOMEHOW one way or another. If you happen to win, the cop will be the biggest douche whenever and if he sees you/remembers you... Every time...
Emoney1 3
No, you will lose every time. Might have something to do with your pierced ear, pot belly and live strong bracelet.
fmlallthetyme 23
To asmith - what do you mean by no record? All police cars have on board cameras. If the same cop pulled him over twice, it will be on video. As such, it would not just be OP's word versus the officers.
TheDrifter 24
If you are given a repair ticket you are to drive directly to a repair shop or other safe place to repair the defect. You have (here anyhow) 30 days to submit proof of repair. If op shrugged off the warning and went about their day it was like asking to be ticketed.
nevasurprised 0
*** you too.
herrobear 0
126, you're not very educated are you? No OP, contrary to what 126 wrote, you are not likely to lose this in court. If you show that you repaired the taillight within a few days, they'll most likely wave the ticket. It's what they call a "fix-it ticket."
goaliemkl123 8
I think were missing the real point in this little spat....did the cop follow op or go somewhere else and happen to run across op again?
nature_girl_08 14
#74: even if they don't have a slip of paper, all traffic stops are recorded to ensure that the cops do what they're supposed to, and for evidence in case something happens, like this. OP could easily request the footage to be shown in court and fight the ticket. but if the ticket isn't that much, i'd say just pay it, because it'd be easiest.
that1guyyy 12
What an idiot.
LaughinStock 16
Hmmmm silly Op first u have the headlights off and you tell us the cop has a busted headlight. Now you have a busted tail light :-/ when will you learn.
yahoowizard 16
Well, apparently you can't be a cop if you're smart. They make you take some intelligence test beforehand and if you score beyond a number, you're ineligible.
kjcookie10 9
How did they let that guy become a cop in the first place?? I guess nowadays they only require you to have an IQ that of a hooker.
Blazar420 15
And do tell, what is the IQ of a hooker? I'm sure there are some very intelligent hookers out there that made some bad decisions (too much blow?).
kjcookie10 9
Instead of a hooker... More like a Meatball from NJ.
faithxoxox 1
IQ of a hooker? Don't you know the stripper myth? They're working their way through college! Though what college accepts singles, I do not know.
SimpleMinds_fml 7
Wtf kind of unreasonable cop does that?
Dark__Angel66 24
It was a "repeat" kinda thing from Super Troopers xD only the cop had to give him a ticket, they seriously need the money haha.
jesterful 0
The shitty ones.
SecretMe00 5
What a dick.
CommonSenseKarma 17
Perhaps he called his warning in, and his betters ordered him to give OP the ticket. Many times it's not the actual traffic officer who does that, it's their bosses who are the dicks.
GovernorGeneral 8
Fail... First time first comment :D Fuuck it wouldve been if i hadnt taken so long writing the comment =.=
littlemsweirdo 12
Fail? Yeeah on you. Jeez, seriously people need to stop with the "first! :D" comments!! It's so freaking annoying....
hero93 6
I'm sure you could fight the actual ticket in court and win. But yes, FYL.
EvilTwerp 12
Yeah. If the cop was following OP, then it's illegal for him to give them a ticket. However, if he chose a different route and still met up with OP, that's perfectly fine.
J3R3MYY 14
I didnt think we could teleport yet?! F'n pigs!
tygerarmy 35
In most states if you get the problem fixed within ten days of getting the ticket it gets dismissed.
bamagrl410 31
Also in some states, you cannot receive a penalty for the same violation in the same day (like if it's something wrong with your vehicle). If it was a written warning and then a ticket, all OP has to do is take it to court. However if it was a verbal warning then that really sucks.
pandapoopDX 0
do you have chinky eyes?
Grimmerie 31
How dare you not fix it in those ten minutes? That's painfully irresponsible of you.
doctor_J 0
I agree
xXxIracebethxXx 14
^ Example of someone who obviously didn't get the sarcasm.
raney150 0
Or someone who did get it and tried to be funny.
21jason 9
That was his evil twin brother!!
jerseyboy732 16
Cop hadda meet his quota for the night
brandon10143 0
Actually cops don't have quotas
cradle6 13
Allegedly
jerseyboy732 16
They don't have quotas but they can get in trouble for "poor performance". Which includes not writing enough tickets
eltapatio16 5
No second chance?
Screwie 25
No no, not this time.
markrs 0
The cop wanted OP's number. The cop was so intrigued by OP that the cop just had to see OP once more. Geo (the cop) followed OP and resisted temptation to pull OP over again. But the resistance was as thin as string. Geo (the cop) rushed to pull OP over again. Geo (the cop), quivering with excitement, asked OP to step out of the car for a needed inspection. Geo (the cop) patted OP down, slowly caressing OP's body...Then Geo (the cop) noticed OP's third boob. Geo (the cop) gave OP a ticket for a broken light. The End. :p
faithxoxox 1
And why is the cop's name Geo?