Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my friend and I were at the mall and saw a "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy. I remarked that I already had one of those, and she freaked out, very loudly and openly, about me "finally having a boyfriend". I had to embarrassingly explain I meant I had the toy... not an actual boyfriend. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
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Skolden 0
Well... Were you ashamed to introduce him or something? No wonder she'd ask if you guys were so cool to eachother.
Megan_fml 0
if he was your boyfriend why did you just casually say hi and walk past?
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Comments (66)
Rawr6591 21
I'm 21 and I wouldn't introduce my mother to my boyfriend as of yet no matter how we were together and I was 18 when this was written and my feelings are the same
ecascio2010 9
I don't think he was really your bf. sorry but if you were, you two wouldn't act so casual around each other... And he would have hugged you or something.
claem 7
Don't think she met to insult you. When you greeted each other so casually, she was left to wonder if she was missing something. Sounds like that was her of asking if you were going to pursue him (with some humor) since you'd already made it clear you liked him.
casey_lockhart 0
It's immature not to introduce them
Wadlaen 24
😂