Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, I got married to the love of my life, with whom I've been with for 5 years. It's also one of the 3 times a year where he's got so drunk that, instead of puking in the bed like last time, he puked all over the side of my car while I was driving us home. FML
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Top comments
Allie614032 34
I mean, it should be easy enough to get the marriage annulled, no?
interesting33 37
is it legal to marry your dog?
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Comments (31)
PenguinPal3017 19
Just get a drive-thru divorce.
charliewhippet 9
If your best mate is a woman... I think you're kidding yourself that your fiancé is the one you really want...
samomaha 17
Even if the best mate is a guy, it probably shows who OP is really interested in the most!
Lara Fraser 7
kinda hope the best mate is a guy, to prevent hopefully some issue with your fiancé. but if its a chick, you may be in a looooot of trouble.
Lobby_Bee 18
This is the first time I heard of a drive through wedding service. What a time to be alive.
indienerdgirl 27
Well this will be one hell of a story to tell your children lol
Glowworm56 27
How does a drive-through wedding work? "Okay, pull up to the window for your receipt and marriage certificate. I now pronounce you married! You may now kiss!"
ChakatBlackstar 29
Why not marry both? I mean, yes it's not legally recognized, but neither was same-sex marriage and that didn't stop some people from doing it anyway.
thatslifeiguess7 16
yep takes 5 minutes
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Can't say it enough - if you get this drunk, whatever happens to you, YDI. Also, anyone else reminded of that episode of The Big Bang Theory where Penny and Zack got married thinking it was a joke? Also stupid.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Whoa... You escaped the friend zone.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Plot twist you and said friend go bird watching each year