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Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML

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maskedman 9

This is one of those situations where you just have to suck it up and move on. you're not to good at that first part, are you?

austinkiser 3

should have posted something like "I didn't have much to work with sorry"

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Xathanos 16

Well that blows, then again it's just ******** and not sex. Just saying..

wriptidez 0

ick

HannahForbesxo 13

Sounds like a bitter, jealous boy. Best to just un-friend him and let him wallow in self-pity and misery, I'm sure he'll move on soon and not be so petty in future.

Vash_41288 10

correct, wonder why people are so bitter sometimes. all of the girls I dated are still my good friends and we talk only one I highly dislike ( she cheated) and even then I would not even bother, not worth it.

shah008 0

hi how are u where u from in glasgow

Raynieday1234 0

you should get a tutor...

monagro 22

Seriously, lots of girls are really bad at it, they just don't realize (as this thread shows). Ask some friends/look something up online?

schmelia 10

Orrrrr... You can stop whinging to your mates about how bad it was and give your woman some constructive criticism instead. Everyone likes things a little differently so you've got to be open and communicate that. You deserve shitty blow jobs if you're not willing to talk about what you like.

tona01 16

Almost all the girls I've dated, don't like constructive comments, they love giving them, but they can't stand taking any.

tsume24 3

why would you date someone who can't take constructive comments, let alone get intimate with them??

schmelia 10

96 - Maybe you're doing it wrong.

esme3101 0

u can practice on me ;)

sourgirl101 29

Practice makes perfect. Grab a carrot and a copy of the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."

SteveMagnifico 6

or watch old school lol

budbad8 0

wow a carrot

herb13 0

there are instructional videos!!! ****

a_nutritionist 10

the **** way to a successful *******: step one, open mouth step two, lean in step three, become totally submissive and allow the guy to throat **** you until you gag, vomit and cry step four, act like you enjoy it step five, clean your face off. i honestly cannot see how people take their lessons from ****. **** that. not every guy wants to feel like a complete asshole every time you go down on him.

schmelia 10

Yay 61! 40 - Most modern **** encourages false expectations and enforces destructive power imbalances between genders. We can't all take 3 dicks at once and have a fun time while we're doing it, nor do all women enjoy getting throat ******.

SteelCladAngel 0

nor do all women swallow or swap cum with another chick, or enjoy getting cum all over their face or in their hair, nor do all women spit it down their chest and rub it in lol I love giving head, hate swallowing or having cum on my face.

a_nutritionist 10

naw 156, every now and then couldnt hurt right? :P while i support you not having to be degraded or forcing something on you you dont want, i dont see any harm in indulging fantasies every now and then when its not harmful, ie the facial. no interest in it myself, but of the many things in **** this is one of the least troublesome. i have no interest in doing roleplaying but if my partner had a thing for it, every now and then i could get into it if it makes them happy as its not a harmful act.

Guy_Smily 0

That's not true! The ones you gave me were GREAT!!!

icedragon24 0

Can can practice on me..

Athoritaahhh 0

who's this "Can" person?