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Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML
Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife Facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
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maskedman 9
This is one of those situations where you just have to suck it up and move on. you're not to good at that first part, are you?
austinkiser 3
should have posted something like "I didn't have much to work with sorry"
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Comments (230)
warsha 0
block and remove them both!! shame on them
warsha 0
correction: block and remove ur ex!! tell ur bf to wait him up after your ex is done working. lets see how he blows :)
Livinia 11
I suggest that you ask your boyfriend to delete that post off his wall, and maybe even to de-friend your ex. Then later on you can prove the post wrong.
gtwerd 0
I'm thinking a good boyfriend could have fixed that easily with a comment like "Oh yeah she told me about you.. the little guy." or something similar.
manic_maniac11 13
Someone needs to practice their technique :P
bonyek 0
hahahahaha!
fucentarmal 1
well, do you? i mean there isn't really any shame in it. a good patient lover will help you learn the ins and outs, and all of the ways around, this sensitive matter. i really can't say you deserve it, i would blame the persons who acccepted said blow jobs, with out complaint, and never spoke up, or offered remedy.
Vash_41288 10
I actually agree with you, communication is key, both physically and emotionally
DjeePee 25
'i mean there isn't really any shame in it.' But it is when it's posted on Facebook, where all her friends and family (maybe even her parents) can read it. You talk about these things in private, with as purpose to make your partner better in it. It's so damn immature to post things like this on Facebook to 'get revenge' on your ex.
jtcballoon 0
maybe they never accepted it, maybe they were rape blown
barlessprison 16
Take your pick. The immature way: Reply with "Well, it's hard to give good blow jobs since you didn't have much to work with." The mature way: Just leave it. He's clearly bitter and your current boyfriend has not complained so who cares, right?
Livinia 11
Personally, I'd go with the immature way :P.
Alexunited1212 2
Personally, I would find a way to suck my own dick and leave her to deal with the handies.
helloitsAlyssa 9
I like the Immature Way
SoSeductress 0
Immature way!!!
spartan522114 0
That's because you are pitiful teenage girls.
larisonr 4
Let's be fair here. Maybe, just maybe, she really is bad at giving head, and being the good friend to OP's current boyfriend, that he is, was just letting dude know. Now given that chance that the ex is well hung, I see no reason to slander this mans penis for being friendly. Don't lie, it's wrong!
sarcasmismyno1 22
Even if all that were true, it's still no reason to post that on FB
samanthanicolee 0
does your boyfriend agree with your ex?
jobsman99 0
practice practice practice. you will get better. if you enjoy sucking **** then you will be better at it.
charlybarly 0
I'm sure this will all blow over
wellinever 5
If he gets there then trust me, it was right on the money. Your ex is just being a prat.
a_nutritionist 10
totally right, guys never finish unless stimulated properly, right? thats why we never hear of premature ejaculation or even erotic dreams...
tona01 16
well yeah, but we don't have to like it. Our body may get so stimulated, that we finish, but conciously we are not liking it
musicanonymus 0
at least you give blow jobs, I know some girls who downright refuse. :3 ex. my brothers ex, who's 30...