Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, while stumbling drunkenly down a trail, I saw a sign that said "Watch for Falling Rocks." I spent the next five minutes confused and wondering how I was supposed to know which rocks were planning to fall. FML
Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Today, I tripped going up the stairs at work, caught myself, and laughed it off. Then I tripped again on the very next step. The same bunch of coworkers watched both times. No one laughed the second time. Neither did I. FML
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Top comments
funzcpl 0
watch out for signs that say, "don't walk". you might get hit by a truck!
murphythadog 0
Let me guess next you fell in a crack that said "mind the gap"
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Comments (115)
ke59100 1
ydi
max_wilder 9
well you kinda deserved this now didn't you.
FMLandurstoo 9
42s a canadian
OrginalOwen 0
That's what you get when you let your heart win!! oohhhhh wooahhh ohhhh!
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
oh how I love irony!
rallets 23
thats not irony ..i think, its complicated lol
seanboobs 0
coicidence? i think not
FML858 0
canadians ftw beetch go eff yourself
Zya_fml 8
You're wrong, smart one.
phreshboi 1
I say to OP; it's okay everyone has those days
Niki0308 0
You did deserve this. Are you mentally unhinged or something?
22cute 17
They need a sign saying,"Beware of Signs"
TheBestManEver 0
Knowing is only half the battle, use your eyes next time genius.
darkgeo 2
Nice line from transformers right there :P
bloodmonk115 3
By the way you fail at life
rainbowfailure 2
OMG another sign-fml! >:) the plans are taking ACTION! muahahah-- yes... yes signs hm interesting fyl op! though you kinda deserved it... should've listened to the signs. tsk, tsk, tsk.
funzcpl 0
watch out for signs that say, "don't walk". you might get hit by a truck!
iFroFro 0
or a sign that says watch out for deer then gets trabled buy a lot of deer
funzcpl 0
lol! right?
Toxxic_Blackout 0
read the FML. the OP is tripping over the actual sign.
marinus_fml 20
Or a sign that says "caution this sign has sharp edges"
iFroFro 0
toxxic we know that were not retarted..
mrbeastmode 0
#25 lawlz
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Or a gun that says, "Do not point at yourself"
Sayhwhat 0
read the fml it says a step on the stairs that said watch your step. so she tripped on the stairs not the sign.
iSpasticFantasti 14
#28 Yes, I'm sure you're not "retarted". But, you may be retarded.
polarbear101 0
Lol
Cinn_fml 23
Well done, OP, you're officially clumsy. Or the idiot that the signs had to be made for in the first place. Take your pick.
OvenproofToast 0
I think it was the second one.
awks 0
aww that sucks I do that all the time though (￣^￣)ゞ
cearalaken 0
that was quiet the festive emoticon face thing lol
mountneer 0
i know how OP feels, i just tripped over that emoticon thing.
awks 0
62 that doesn't make sense Σ(￣。￣ﾉ)ﾉ
ken328 0
it happens... trust me ._.
xLil_Mx 0
Everyone in life is clumsy :P
murphythadog 0
Let me guess next you fell in a crack that said "mind the gap"
IcyJack 7
I told you to watch out for those stairs, Bro!!!
TheBestManEver 0
It keeps Happening!
BigBirdLookAlike 0
the cake is so delicious and moist.
TheBestManEver 0
The former comments weren't from portal idiot.
WolfsGuns 0
hm i was amazed dat the pie wadnt a lie :P