Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Like a motherfuckin boss!
sp4ksu_fml 4
well maybe the teacher should lighten up a bit and stop crampin styles...
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haled9 3
You should give the kid a medal
1st_Amendment 1
Yellow- This will be the last message I post, as I really don't have time to get into a flame war with you. I suggest you read the following Supreme Court cases: Tinker v. Des Moines Indep. Cmty. Sch. Dist., 393 U.S. 503 (1969) Bethel Sch. Dist. No. 403 v. Fraser, 478 U.S. 675 (1986) Hazelwood Sch. Dist. v. Kuhlmeier, 484 U.S. 260 (1988) Morse v. Frederick, 551 U.S. 393 (2007) OP, a quick chat with a lawyer will tell you who is correct.
BrooklynBoy7 8
Ist amendment: a citizen of these united states of america may have the right to free speech. If it was an assignment in a public school in the United states mainland, then your son does not have to serve the detention, and you can get the teacher 1) fired for improper conduct toward a students opinion, and 2) can go to the school board and principle aurguing that your son does not, and will not serve the detention. if they insist on giving it to him, saying he has no choice, get the best layer you can find, and sue the S**t out of them for denying your son the right to free speech.
BrooklynBoy7 8
not a lawyer or refereal service, just a suggestion.
hoolabob 3
Kids need to be taught to show more respect. And that is the parents job, you deserve this.
walker80 1
Ur child is a ****** boss
kxrider580 0
Hahaha yes! Love this one
brina53 4
Your son is AWESOME.
alalalal47 0
But so worth it
StromyG2 10
You should be VERY proud of your son. You've raised a fine young man!
piwikiwi93 0
Straight up! May I present Americas next generation!