Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
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SynysterNero 20
She's a bitch then and you're better off finding someone new.
cman1322 9
Epilepsy is nothing to joke about and is certainly a mean reason to break up with somebody
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Comments (86)
imsorryhun 4
Did you tell HER that?
ragini95 16
why care about some lame girl OP? CONGRATS ON NOT DYING! :D one less crazy person down till you find the right one.
jtaylor991 6
good riddance then I suppose
bobbigirl71 2
You dont deserve that selfish bitch!!! She did U a favoe!
horazon 3
that sucks man..
jjmiller1001 17
better off with out the loser
chuckcloninger 12
Oh yeah, like you really need her in your life?
worldclassrager 41
She should understand...things happen...
babegirlprecious 12
To the people who said You deserved it How did he deserve it?
CharlesM21 3
2285 people are cold-hearted cum-slots! OP, I was born with a brain tumor and for the majority of my life, had epilepsy as well, so seizures are nothing to joke about. Hope you're alright. PS **** THAT ****!