Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
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SynysterNero 20
She's a bitch then and you're better off finding someone new.
cman1322 9
Epilepsy is nothing to joke about and is certainly a mean reason to break up with somebody
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Comments (86)
blink_kid 32
You are so inconsiderate. How dare you have a seizure!
auroravi 6
Better off :)
Vinnie500 14
She is a RETARD, good riddance
alycion 39
You could have made a romantic dinner out of vending machine and gift shop goods and used a bed pan as a table. Don't be so selfish next time. It's not like going to the hospital is a stressful situation. Feel better op.
ajeppsen 25
Dodged a bullet with that one, OP. If she can't put your medical health before a date, she doesn't deserve to be with you.
arsenicalhumor 30
She sounds like a complete selfish, heartless wench. I hope that this situation will come back to her in the future when she's the one that has some health issues that can't be controlled.
TheNewGuy03 29
You truly seized the day
Kitten_Calderon 14
:S as a person who had epilepsy for 16 years, I would love to punch your ex in the face.. Get well soon op!
pedinhuh 23
Damn, what is wrong with her? You're better off without that selfish bitch!
Kyle_Kawi27 7
Then you dont need her, there will be a better woman for you, sorry about your luck, keep your head up