Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
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Top comments
SynysterNero 20
She's a bitch then and you're better off finding someone new.
cman1322 9
Epilepsy is nothing to joke about and is certainly a mean reason to break up with somebody
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Comments (86)
Ypetrol 11
You find someone better
simsgirlgem 25
Dump her if she can't accept a medical emergency is more urgent than a fancy restaurant she'll be a terrible mother
Jea2096 11
Did she know that was the reason why?
Elovena 9
I'm sure there is more to this story.
ZombieSazza 34
Sounds like you're better off without her, she's clearly selfish and a ******* idiot. What bitch doesn't go to the Hospital to see their b/f, but instead dumps them for being at the Hospital?!?
hellox3howlow 17
Whether she's that dumb to leave you over something like that or looking for an excuse to bail, now you can find someone who truly appreciates you! But seriously, if she left you for having a seizure, you really dodged a bullet there - good riddance.
gio4467 7
Too soon
KawaiiCupcake 14
You should of told her that....
MDTeddy 13
If she is going to not be supportive then I am glad she is gone. It like if Op had a heart attack and went to the hospital and his mom told her he can't make the date because of it...that is the signal to break up...ok she is crazy and not all shooked up. I don't like lame jokes.
taurusxdee 10
I would've brought candles and a picnic to the hospital, and had our date there:-)