Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
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SynysterNero 20
She's a bitch then and you're better off finding someone new.
cman1322 9
Epilepsy is nothing to joke about and is certainly a mean reason to break up with somebody
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Comments (86)
Thundering_Jibbs 13
Son of a bitch you beat me to it!
baileymariee 10
Get well soon! And forget about her while your at it, you deserve better.
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
You're better off without her.
seniorchang 16
I'm convulsing with laughter about how you were lucky enough to shake off her dead weight. Good for you!
xRezSynn 15
Did she know this? If yes then she's a bitch and you'll find someone better.
BlackPhenom 9
Well that officially makes her Queen Bitch. Seriously who breaks up with someone for a reason like that? If you ever decide to spread the word around(I know you will anyway) I guarantee you not many people will consider her a good person.
beachbum_101 16
aww poor you! /:
Mimitrixie 11
I don't understand why people think they deserve it! It's not their fault they have EPILEPSY!
xYin 16
Apparently you're having too many seizures. You should do something about that. For the record this is sarcasm. Just fyi.
conholio33 28
Sorry OP hope nothing serious happen to you because of the seizure (i can relate having a seizure disorder myself) and as for being dumped if she doesnt care for the fact u have seizures that you (probably) cant control then she wasnt worth your time