Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML
Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
Today, I'm super sick with a sinus infection and delirious from a lack of sleep and all the meds. When I walked into math class, a boy asked if he could sit next to me. In my head I tried to say, "This is college you have the freedom to sit anywhere you want." All that came out was, "Freedom… everywhere." FML
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML
Today, I passed by a cute girl who was staring intensely at me. When I glanced in her direction, she smiled. Taking this as a positive sign, I approached her. Before I could say anything, she handed me a flyer explaining the benefits of STD testing. Apparently, I look like I need it. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
For some reason, I pictured Luna Lovegood saying it.
SephoraGypsy 15
"There's herpes in the air today." *Awkard silence.* "I hope they have pudding." *Hops off ledge, skips away." Scene.
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Comments (111)
Calyx_fml 22
It's snowing in Minnesota in April? Not. It's 70 degrees and clear skies.
ShelbyGray 8
'Can you feel it coming in the air tonight?'
Savannabooh 0
Where the **** did that comedrom?
izzybell900835 4
There are flowers called herpes, I belive
Hitsugan 1
Cold sores are caused by the herpes virus, so most likely it's just a reference to that.
MyssMarsh 11
What a beautifully random thing to say!
tj4234 36
sounds like you met Luna Lovegood. lol.
mmmcoopers 13
Am I the only one who found this funny? It's an expression (a dry one) applied to situations, particularly romantic ones, where there is an increased chance of people having sex. A play on the expression "there's love in the air". The same could said of valentine's day, or prom night. She found the scene romantic and figured others would too.
L_Lovegood 19
No, if you had read the comments, you'd know that tons of people before you found this brilliant statement absolutely hilarious.
groupie13311213 0
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BradenLock 4
Oh god mother...