Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML
Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML
Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML
Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML
Today, my mom thought it would be funny to wake me up with a monster mask on, holding a knife, and screaming, "I'm going to kill you!" My first response was to punch her in the face then kick her. Guess who's grounded for a month. FML
Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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Top comments
Varhsity_tK 9
What if it wasn't her....
bitchimabunnyz33 13
Plot twist... it wasn't her...
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Comments (91)
yourwifelovesme 25
Your mother might be on here. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it. ;)
cdawgtate 9
What if it wasn't her
martin8337 36
At least you're bed wasn't shaking.
martin8337 36
Fadder, could you help an old alter boy, fadder? Unlike nowadays, where as da fadder would help himself to the alter boy.
yarani 26
The house is clearly haunted. Run op!
Gige19 5
what if she's telling the true. .
wanted_2_want 40
I bet you will not see scary movies the same way anymore. LOL
Ksweety_fml 27
If your mother didn't know, it's time to call a priest. Haha... I'm pretty sure she was just joking .
Lang88 13
So what did you learn from the movie? Apply those skills you have learned on the demon woman that is your mother.
awilliams44 9
well did u see her.?