Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML
Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML
Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML
Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML
Today, my mom thought it would be funny to wake me up with a monster mask on, holding a knife, and screaming, "I'm going to kill you!" My first response was to punch her in the face then kick her. Guess who's grounded for a month. FML
Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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Top comments
Varhsity_tK 9
What if it wasn't her....
bitchimabunnyz33 13
Plot twist... it wasn't her...
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Comments (91)
WaterBui 9
of it screams like a demon... Maybe it was a demon.
warsun 27
Maybe op's mum was the one to scream but she actually was the demon
seprunner 12
Ok, here's what you do. If she has a personal bathroom, poop in the top part of the toilet. And then deny any involvement
PierceTheSquidgy 8
Similar to what 11 said..except you said poop on the toilet..
Jasmeent11 15
#22 No shit Sherlock ;)
FemskyD 26
Time for revenge : )!!
SWeatHeart11_fml 7
Maybe she was possessed??
perdix 31
It was probably Satan. People seeing movies about exorcism where he's the "bad guy" piss him off!
bahamut357 16
Satan's not such a bad guy. He needs love and cuddles just like everyone else. Sure he has a temper issue, but who doesn't when people talk smack about you?
warsun 27
#54 yeah I went to his unloved club.He's such a nice guy and slender too! Why does everyone think they're bad D: slender has a curse that makes people die near him. He just wanted friends
Jasmeent11 15
Act like you're possessed and try to kill her or something, then act like nothing happened. On second thoughts.. don't.
dawood_k 27
If she says it wasn't her it wasn't her. Common! These kids of today, just don't believe their parents anymore! Boo!
JMichael 26
Did her head spin all the way around?
weveallbeenthere 30
your moms a keeper. haha
Robert1989 9
your mother is awesome. just saying.