Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been dating told me to lose his number and never see him again all because I told him I grew up without a father. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
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Top comments
Leviathene 34
People like that are the worst. Regardless of whether that was your father or your partner, a stranger doesn't have any right to butt into your business.
Glowworm56 27
It's a sad world that we live in when we can't even go out for dinner with our fathers without being wrongly accused of dating them.
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Comments (22)
jessicasoho 13
Don't let it ruin your day. Negative people punch on others to feel better. They are the bullies of the new age. Just roll with the punches.
Razell 13
Did you ask her whether she was naturally an interfering busybody, or if she had to practice it?
species4872 20
Don't worry about it, I get some strange looks when I'am with any of our girls, especially when we're shopping, and yes I go shopping with them.
THESTONEDDUDE 13
I hate humans
Goldzilluh 19
Sometimes people are so irritating. Sorry that happened.
CSSDimian 6
Punch her in the dick and tell her to mind her own damn business?
chickensheep 15
In that case you should be ashamed for dating your dad! :p
LostInLife94 29
I remember a few years ago I put a picture of me and my Dad and someone asked me if he was my s.o. Also just recently I was at the store with my fiancé's Dad and people thought that we were together :/
LostInLife94 29
I almost can't go anywhere with my dad or my fiancé's Dad without people thinking we're together :/
kole92hart 5
I hope you told her to mind her own damn business.