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OK Gus

Today, the maintenance man for my building fixed my leaky sink. As he headed out the door, I said, "Thanks, Gus!" He turned around and said matter-of-factly, "My name is Eli." I've been addressing him as "Gus" for the past year and a half. FML

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML