Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
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Top comments
cieloalicia 16
After seeing four, you immediately think the fifth is a stray? What?
DDCA 24
You're a ******* idiot.
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Comments (135)
Axel5238 29
What is it with people who's first reaction is to kick something? YDI If your response is to get surprised and kick something you shouldn't be near animals.
Sillabub 15
I'm guessing that "kicking it out" is probably a figure of speech. I sincerely doubt that OP punted it through an open door.
prentiss2 2
You're a ******* moron. YDI
ni0ve 9
could've asked
ciaraohagan94 5
So the cat went outside? What's wrong with that? Yeah you shouldn't have kicked it out OP but I don't get why everyone has this hatred to the idea of cats being outside.
Black_Cat_13 7
Not so much that the cat is outside but that it was forcibly put outside. Since the cats need someone to feed them, I'm guessing they don't have access to outside most of the time and if it is an indoor cat, it will likely be scared, confused and could run away and get hurt.
bamagrl410 31
I'd at least think to ask if it's theirs before throwing it out. It's not like it takes that much effort, and it avoids problems like this. YDI
Abenti 8
OP might not have literally kicked the cat outside. She could have been just using an expression. How often do we say "My parents kicked me out of the house."?
beach_babe89 11
You're an idiot
anmolm97 12
Kid vs Cat....
alfred07 18
I hope that it doesn't get lost
bbri123 0
I petsit for a family that has varying amounts of cats every time I petsit for them. The most being six, then four, then two, so on... I've never been told when there has been a new addition, I just show up and there's more cats. I would never kick a random cat out though, that's just dumb