Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
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Top comments
cieloalicia 16
After seeing four, you immediately think the fifth is a stray? What?
DDCA 24
You're a ******* idiot.
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Comments (135)
ViviMage 40
Cats tend to stay near the home; dogs will roam miles if they get out. Get some really smelly canned tuna! In the meantime, I'd care for all five till I asked!
GingerNinja7 17
Less cats on earth now :)
ComoEsJuan 24
No, dumbass, there are just less cats in the house.
FalconWhitaker 20
Why on Earth did you not ask your friend how many cats she has BEFORE agreeing to look after them?
darkmis1 18
Don't you mean f the cats life? That poor kitty must be so confused and scared. You better hope he comes back safe and sound.
whY402Jay 12
How in the hell do you think it got into the house?
pipc 10
Who the hell does that?
faygo_chick 5
Better hope to god it's fixed/spayed Or you have just caused a possible multitude more problems
xRezSynn 15
Wtf? That would be the last thing I would think of.
greatfirstdate 18
Wow. What an idiot. You couldn't have called first? And even if one of them was a stray, how could you be so sure it was THAT one?
RebelYell14 4
There really needs to be a "you're a moron" button. It would be much more appropriate in this case.