Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
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Top comments
cieloalicia 16
After seeing four, you immediately think the fifth is a stray? What?
DDCA 24
You're a ******* idiot.
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jsmoove3000 6
Ohh well she HAD 5 cats
Ariana386 3
Yes, bc apparently the 5th cat let itself in with the key left under the flowerpot outside for emergencies. How the hell would a stay get in??? Furthermore, the fact that it was hiding under the sofa means it was the most skittish of all and was only coming out bc hunger won over fear....and then u threw it out of its home where that cat is going to now get its ass kicked by outdoor/legitimate stay cats.... Go find that poor kitty, n mk sure u leave ur contact info with the local shelter n call everyday in case someone else finds it n brings it in. It'll cost u to get the cat back (fee, plus getting the animal fixed if it isn't already), but that's the consequence of u tossing out a pet without clarification.... Good luck.
WTFisthiscrap 6
How do you not know how many animals you're caring for??? I have 2 inside cats, 1 outside cat, and 1 dog. My outside cat and 1 inside cat started out strays. The other cat's mother was a stray. I can understand how you hadn't seen the one cat before. People rarely see one of my inside cats b/c he usually hides when people come over, but they do know he exists. We can't all have those cool cat flap things. I live out in the country where who-knows-what would get in my house! There are regularly possum, raccoons and squirrels in my yard. Hopefully you can find the kitty and he/she is ok. But I do know that if you were feeding my pets and threw one out - we would no longer be friends!
legendxs 20
And why didn't you called her first before you kicked the poor kitty? YDI
yzzami 17
There is absolutely no way you arent an idiot. F your friend and the cats life for you being a moron
CharlieKav 4
So because its a stray you decide to kick it? You're an asshole
fuggotmuggot 14
You don't just kick the cat out!
EmeraldMoonshine 21
yeahh and I mean who knows OP, maybe it was a shy cat and was scared of you. And you kicked it out. shame on you.
stovefoley 6
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IndefiniteBeauty 17
Why wouldn't you call first. The chances of a random cat coming into her house is slim to none and that was just idiocy on your part.