Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
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Top comments
cieloalicia 16
After seeing four, you immediately think the fifth is a stray? What?
DDCA 24
You're a ******* idiot.
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Comments (135)
MorganBrown 8
(Facepalm) You should have asked before just assuming. You better go find that cat, if not, you're going to have serious issues with the owner. Tell that cat "we gon' find you."
nyxiny 22
*an I just had to.
Reaper1984 13
stop pussy footing around and go find it OP
stogeist 5
Did you think that 5tb cat was just visiting? or he broke in because he was a "cat burglar"?!? Sorry, couldn't resist.
slowlybreakingme 14
Even if it WAS a stray, the decent thing to do would be to take it to a shelter instead of putting it back on the streets. Or ask your friend if maybe her neighbors have cats. You know what assuming does.
BatteryAddict 11
And what if there was a stray cat intruding? How can you possibly know you threw out the right one? You seem to lack logical thinking, OP.
noelasis94 18
Five cats is far to many tell her needs a real social life, talking to cats doesn't count. Throwing the cat out was cruel though.
charvisioku 22
I have 4 cats and more than enough of a social life.
Black_Cat_13 7
I had six cats because humans suck. The few (close) friends I do have, love my furbabies.
RaeNiece1 15
You Didn't At Least Think To Call Her?? YDI.
suewtsn 3
Sounds like it will be happier out there than under a couch.
X_Codes 11
Not to mention, does the owner of 4 cats really care if a 5th pops in? Maybe if it was a troublemaker, but otherwise not.