somebody
United States
Trust
Today, the babysitter not only clogged the toilet, they tried to unclog it with our vacuum cleaner hose. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
her mom raised her
Mexico
Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML
sucked_in
Perth, Australia
Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
pooped
Not all heroes…
Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML
handyjon
United States
Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML
Anonymous
Québec, Canada
Happy anniversary
Today, I volunteered to babysit my nephew. He somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom and then flood it with the sink. I had to call his parents, and they're now on their way home from their romantic anniversary dinner. I'm not even getting paid for this. FML
thatsucks
Seattle, United States
Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML
Michael
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Give me strength
Today, I wanted to clean my house. Of course the vacuum cleaner got stuck behind furniture multiple times. After the fifth time or so, I gave it a good pull. Now my vacuum cleaner is broken and the socket is off the wall. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
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skypasuesky 12
that sucks.. looks like your babysitter needs a babysitter!
kutemotoka 15
Time to find a new babysitter :/
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Comments (62)
esamolwan 18
I just saw the same guy who posted this FML post in the moderation section of how the same cleaning lady came back asking for extra money for cleaning the poop with a vaccum cleaner
vikky538 29
Luckily she did not blame it on your kid
chrisann1023 21
You definitely need to get a new baby sitter....
alfonze07 12
I swear our humanity is gonna end soon like this.
maggiefox 25
Sounds like a shitty situation ;)
jpapritz 11
Ay at least they tried
Yovany27 9
That's disgusting, did she used the plunger to vacuum the carpet?
Destinee_1 13
And how good of a job did she do watching the kids?
happysmile987 24
...okey, fine it was me. You can borrow my plunger...
dragomatic 4
This is like a nightmare of mine, I kinda sympathize with the babysitter. I mean, obviously he/she was stupid but when I'm at another persons house and make a mess or mistake or anything I always panic and make it worse through panicking, I'm just not good in those situations