Trial and mainly error
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML
Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML
Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML
Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML
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xstream 5
doesn't matter had sex
dookiedoo 0
How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?
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Comments (183)
moehawk 1
maybe you shouldn't swallow...
Harley_Quinn91 2
I saw this and stopped immediately to comment, because I was strongly reminded of a program I once saw on Discovery Health channel. The program talked about a condition called Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome, in which the sufferer becomes immediately ill - nauseous / vomiting OR flu-like symptoms - after every sexual climax, with the symptoms lasting anywhere from an hour or so up to a day. The problem stems from an adverse reaction of the body's tissues to the hormones and fluids that are flooded into the system during ******. I seem to remember that the program said it was more common in males, and I see you didn't specify gender, so I don't know how applicable this is. But I thought giving you that term to research might help. Do some reading, and maybe you'll have something to bring up when you see a doctor, which I recommend. Hope that helps. =)
cathylee22 4
Well apparently the saying size doesn't matter, it's the motion of the ocean doesn't fit for you since you seem to get sea sick from the motion of his ocean.
lisha88 1
I think your pregnant
countrygirl1616 2
Are you overweight?
mikejc98 0
motion sickness ;)
Foxy_On_Fire 21
OMG your allergic to sex!
AmericanGal21 11
I think you're doing it wrong
starrDpie 0
At least you had sex(:
Cosmic_Horror 1
See a doctor.