Intimacy Trial and mainly error

Trial and mainly error

unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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mikeycoco - 20/05/2011 14:39

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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Classic move

Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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Sick sex, dude

Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Some people are into that sort of thing

Anonymous - 14/07/2023 03:00 - France - Paris

Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML

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Embrace your kink

Anonymous - 31/03/2022 16:00

Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML

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Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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Anonymous - 20/09/2013 04:57 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML

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You sure you wanna do this?

Anonymous - 08/10/2022 09:30

Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML

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Anonymous - 04/01/2011 07:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML

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xstream 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:13

doesn't matter had sex

dookiedoo 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:14

How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?

elliewantscake 8

Wednesday 1 February 2012 6:59

Congratulations! You're pregnant!

annoymyous 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 1:06

baby mamma

mrphychrs 5

Wednesday 11 April 2012 16:39

if ur a woman than you should try a smaller sized partner

05PP1 17

Saturday 1 December 2012 20:40

At least it's after and not during

jmw24 8

Tuesday 24 September 2013 10:26

you drunk every time you have sex?

soFREAKED 13

Monday 17 February 2014 9:21

maybe it is just the wrong sex...? like....maybe you are into same gender and the opposite sex discuss you. .?

cwl727 32

Monday 28 April 2014 22:17

at least you puke after and not during.

Soulless_95 20

Monday 11 August 2014 7:11

You shod see a doctor about that.

anurakhond 11

Sunday 12 October 2014 7:16

maybe it has to do with your SO's cum?

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Wednesday 17 June 2015 4:11

Still counts

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Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his or his mom's name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we'd found her she told me, "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

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Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML

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Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML

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Today, I had to repeatedly explain to an increasingly angry lady that no, she couldn't get an ultrasound by using a referral letter from her psychic. FML

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Today, after waiting two weeks for an email with my online textbook access code, it still hadn't arrived in time for my quiz tomorrow, so I ended up spending most of my money on the expensive physical copy. Not long after I got back home, the email finally arrived. FML

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