Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML
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Top comments
iBrittanyy 17
So because you have the same car as a cheating spouse, you deserve to have your car trashed? No wonder they were cheated on. Psycho.
imgriff 0
The great part is that now you can go to the owner of the other trashed car, and team up and make her pay for 2 damaged cars. Karma baby, Karma.
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Comments (170)
PsychoSplatter 0
What is with all these persons smashing and trashing the wrong person's vehicle by mistake? Is it just me, or have we seen stories very similar to this one a lot of times before on this site?
PsychoSplatter 0
What's with persons smashing and trashing the wrong cars by mistake? Is it just me or have we seen stories very similar to this one on this site before?
bigboy_245 0
now catch that person and beat thier asses
tedwin223 0
find her car and beat it to ***** and shambles, then leave a note that says "you deserve it for being an inconsiderate bitch."
bebe391 0
LMAO!!
Rickyretardo 0
who is that stupid to not notice which car is which P.S. it would be funny if someone said the same thing
higgy6969 7
WTF??? find out the ex who trashed both cars and turn it inti insurance. how ******* hard is that
dreamer13 0
that's messed up.
andyrulz09 0
DUDE u got freakin screwed did u figure out who it was are u gonna kick some a**
vincebloo 0
trash the bitches car!