Today, my fiance told me that his father would need to check my hymen is intact to ensure I'm pure before we get married. This is a new one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my mother burst into tears and hysterics when she found out my fiancée and I were not "pure" for our upcoming wedding. I'm 28, she's 27, and we've lived together for four years. FML
Today, I finally told my fiancé about the crippling sexual abuse I suffered through as a child. He immediately broke off the wedding. His reason? He can't marry someone who isn't "pure". FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
Today, my dad thought it appropriate to ask if my boyfriend, who was in the other room, was circumcised. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
Today, my husband and I returned from a much needed weekend away. I found out that during that time, his weird ass parents tried to force our daughter to do one of those creepy virginity pledges, complete with a “purity” ring ceremony. She’s literally 9 years-old. FML
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Gabbz737 12
& there's the break up
SM79 6
That's a red flag....I'd call off the wedding.
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Comments (24)
mccuish 25
Get the **** out of there
Hangryko 32
My words exactly.
Gradask 10
The Hymen Just the Facts: The hymen is a stretchy collar of tissue that has nothing to do with virginity. The hymen is NOT like a piece of Glad Wrap at the entrance of your ******. You can NOT tell if someone is a virgin or not by looking at their hymen. You can NOT break or damage your hymen doing activities like gymnastics or riding a horse. It is NOT common for tampon use to affect your hymen. There have been many myths about the hymen around for thousands of years. Even medical people believed them. But we now know it was all wrong! The hymen is set just inside the vaginal entrance and is well protected by the two layers of lips of the vulva, the labia major and the labia minora. It is stretchy (view the diagram below).
tounces7 28
No, that's a REALLY old one, and that's when you run the **** away because you're obviously marrying a damn caveman.
Kristoffer 35
Get your fiancee to tell him no. If your fiancee won't do that, then call the whole thing off.
Yummi_913 18
Next they're going to demand to watch you have sex on your wedding night to make sure the marriage is "valid". Then they're going to shove you in your "role". And if you end up having babies they will force you to let them watch. Oooooof he just wants to violate you. None of this is the kind of life and family you would want. RUN.
Inkoseh 33
Creepy. No thanks. Your fiance shouldn't have even relayed that to you. Also, your hymen can break from horseback riding..
xxlk4xx 6
******* run and don't look back! imagine trying to raise kids having in-laws like that in your life! or what if you don't even WANT to ha e kids but they keep hounding you about it! nothing good can come from having a fil like that 😕
princess_stabitty 20
Well, OP, if you know what is good for you - run, and never look back.
Warp1978 15
That's rediculous, hymens break for all types of reasons.
Brightside86 31
Yeah I wonder what future strange things you're inviting into your life by marrying into that family. Though if you decided to go ahead anyway, couldn't an OB-GYN just sign off on that?