Today, I heard my cat fart for the first time ever. It was this cute little “peeeep” sound. The smell, however… Good god, that was not cute at all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that when you try to pick up my cat, its response is to let out the most stinky fart it can. FML
Today, to tease my cat for his naughty behavior and tendency to fart upon getting onto my lap, I tried to return the favor by farting on him while he was cleaning himself. It wasn't a fart. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML
Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML
Today, I found out my 15-year-old cat is having gas problems when she farted in my face. My mouth was open. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, I let out the most vile, nose-melting dairy curdling fart of my life. The sound didn’t wake me up. But the nightmare I had from how rank smelling it was sure did. My own fart ruined my sleep. FML
Today, my husband fell asleep on my shoulder. He then ripped a nasty fart. I exhaled slowly but apparently loud enough that it woke up my husband who promptly screamed directly in my ear, before screaming a second time when he smelled the fart as well. The worst part is that also he scared my cat off my lap. FML
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Yudith 28
Please do not give Beano to your cat. But seriously, you might have one of those high-maintenance cats who need vet food and/or flash-frozen meat. Talking about the vet, maybe he/she can help you help your cat if the peeeeeps don't stop coming.
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Yudith 28
Please do not give Beano to your cat. But seriously, you might have one of those high-maintenance cats who need vet food and/or flash-frozen meat. Talking about the vet, maybe he/she can help you help your cat if the peeeeeps don't stop coming.