Grace
Don't touch me, bitch
Today, I found out that when you try to pick up my cat, its response is to let out the most stinky fart it can. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pretty princess
United States
Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sorry Mr Whiskers
Today, to tease my cat for his naughty behavior and tendency to fart upon getting onto my lap, I tried to return the favor by farting on him while he was cleaning himself. It wasn't a fart. FML
nullpointer
San Francisco, United States
Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML
raven_of_azarath
Today, I found out my 15-year-old cat is having gas problems when she farted in my face. My mouth was open. FML
orely44
Rez, France
Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction, and got off as fast as he got on. FML
Anonymous
Buchholz in der Nordheide, Germany
Toot toot
Today, I heard my cat fart for the first time ever. It was this cute little “peeeep” sound. The smell, however… Good god, that was not cute at all. FML
Anonymous
Dallas, United States
Thanks for the support
Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Catremorse
Centreville, United States
Today, my cat was laying on my chest while I was in bed. I farted, which my closed legs seemed to amplify. My cat was so scared, she used me as a launching pad and cut my chest in three places with her claws. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
The Lovecats
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
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FireMars 14
I think you might be confusing a Skunk for your cat...
RichardPencil 32
You think your cat can choose the smell intensity if it's farts?
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RichardPencil 32
You think your cat can choose the smell intensity if it's farts?
Bogrbon 27
My parents had a cat just like that before I was born. He is still legendary in our family. His farts could clear a room in seconds, and my uncles who were just kids thought it was good fun to pick him up and see everyone scatter.
FireMars 14
I think you might be confusing a Skunk for your cat...
RichardPencil 32
Pepe LePew couldn't tell the difference... and he was a skunk 🦨 !
Nhayaa 21
"It's", "it"... animals are not things.
Anzubar 5
technically, even people are things
raven_of_azarath 35
Ad a cat owner, I’ve done research on this. Cats actually have glands near their anus that, much like skunks, release a foul odor when threatened.
Warp1978 15
My cat as he's gotten older needs his anal glands expressed regularly because if we don't his farts smell like his asshole has necrosis. And the smell fills the house