Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party. Obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
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Top comments
uiskibum 12
well.you can still say that you got to party with some.hot girls.
jtthegr8 26
Well you should always expect the worst or random possibilities. Not saying it was your fault but, I am saying to look for things that are too good to be true.
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Comments (71)
HortonThelephant 15
With all the freaky shit I've seen on the 'net, I'd be willing to bet someone out there would find that to be a good time!
Pussycat86 18
Loooool, for the hot girls maybe ;)
oj101 33
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
mario2012 18
Epic troll job.
grumpybr 13
I'd slap these bitches. Being good looking does not give one the right to treat other people like crap.
allliseee 8
well, that escalated quickly.
grumpybr 13
Hort girls, they think they can treat others like s*
ComoEsJuan 24
Hot girls can, but hort girls, that's a different story..
grumpybr 13
Had not noticed lol. Nothing I can do now
thejimler 9
You could make it a new word with its own definition. Hort - Someone who is considered very attractive, but uses that trait to act insulting, rude, or mean to others. :P
grumpybr 13
Yep! Though I think people are here to discuss FMLs, not grammar mistakes. (Or mistype)
firefighter925 18
Should of busted their window
gc327072 31
Should have paid attention in grammar class.
Axipiter 24
HAVE! HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE! Jesus Christ...
perdix 31
Getting any attention from hot girls is a good thing. If they find you really repulsive, they ignore you and look right through you. If you are a good sport, you are on your way to getting laid. ;)
challan 19
Nothing says party time like being covered in sour cream and onion dip.
perdix 31
#23, makes me want to double-dip my chip ;)
notsosweetgrl 7
I'm pretty sure that counts as a party, so you can go brag to your friends jus say "I got to party with hot girls, there was good food and party games" lol