Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party. Obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
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uiskibum 12
well.you can still say that you got to party with some.hot girls.
jtthegr8 26
Well you should always expect the worst or random possibilities. Not saying it was your fault but, I am saying to look for things that are too good to be true.
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Comments (71)
TogeBara 12
I'm the sort of guy that isn't trusting, so I would have said no. I wonder what they would have said or done... Another thing I wonder is why you didn't get the tag number and call the police. I'm sure you can get them for something.
skatoolaki 24
Define "party food".
BananerzFresh 12
Block Party!
stevothedevo 25
Was the cake yummy?
MillerBeerTime 5
Hell yea!...go get you some
MarissaCristina 13
So I see you we're hit by the Bitch mobile.
Pussycat86 18
Looooool sounds like something me and my girls would have done back in high school! :D we were crazy, heartless and wild! I'm sorry op
stevothedevo 25
Those catnip party's can sure escalate quick huh ;)
megamandude455 10
Wish I was invited
jordanhraye 18
Bitches
amisenho 11
Are you sure it was hot girls and not multiples of Pinkie Pie?