Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Throw the drink in his face. What a rude prick.
torbey 23
What a dick, I hope you refused his 'kind offer.'
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Comments (59)
RomanBeauty 0
"I net you drink alone a lot" and then you walk away. That's what you do next time OP
sanjana378 0
He doesn't diserve you!!
itwouldbetoday 2
I would have said it was on him then poured it in his eyes...
l0v3p4in 7
What OP's Date May Be Thinking Before Saying, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." "Although, I am still not over my ex and really don't want to be here right now and am only here because some friends encouraged me to get 'back out there'...." *OP walks in* "Well...." "I'm still can't believe my mother died. Maybe I shouldn't have come on this date tonight." *OP walks in.* "Well....." "I can't believe I just found out I have cancer. What an awful night to go on a blind date after such a day." *OP walks in* "Well...."
howbout_thisone 13
I would've told him to shove that drink up his ass.
snowboarder1231 1
hopefully he at least bought the drinks..?
Hey_There_Sexy 3
Maybe you shouldn't go on blind dates. Either that or bring a can of pepper spray.