Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML
Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
Today, while driving, I saw someone's hubcap blowing away behind me on the highway. I thought it was funny and sort of chuckled to myself. Later I realized it was my hubcap. FML
Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
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Top comments
N00d13s 0
you were right, that was funny.
melissasmile21 0
the damage could've been worse, thats pretty lucky really. shouldnt you be doing work instead of staring out windows?
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Comments (100)
melissasmile21 0
the damage could've been worse, thats pretty lucky really. shouldnt you be doing work instead of staring out windows?
m0tl3ycru3 0
Idk u tell me
MrCatman1125 2
Number 1, not everyone spends every second of their life working. If she wants yo look out a window, she may.
MrCatman1125 2
*to
MrCatman1125 2
Bitch don't thumb down my comment, as if you never glanced out I window...
MrCatman1125 2
Shouldn't you be doing work instead of being on FML? Not everyone works constantly, and your no exception. Have you never looked out a window? Or are you always busy working? The Op could be 16 to, and unemployed!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Uh, #99? The FML clearly states "at work." I don't think OP is unemployed.
MiseryLotus 0
YDI for thinking that. "Thought karma"'s a bitch, eh?
airandfingers 0
Ouch. Hope you have "comprehensive" insurance instead of just collision or liability insurance! Also, I would think you'd only need a new headlight cover, not a new bulb or anything.. Still costly but not too bad.
N00d13s 0
you were right, that was funny.
yawndiver 2
keoct 4
Same thing happened to my boss... It was beautiful it went right between 2 parked cars and smashed his headlight as he was trying to run after the cart.
Jimboom 12
HA HA!!! Now get back to work you slacker!
Moviefreak321 0
YDI because I bet after seeing that you realized a shopping cart hitting a car isn't as funny as you thought :P
spillproof 0
Oh, so now not its not funny when its your property that is damaged?
Vball6 19
Obviously you fucktard.
Aelaena 6
wizard of oz comes to life
capslockisgood 19
What?
redbluegreen 41
Too bad ShopMan wasn't there to save your headlight from the dreadful shopping cart attack. You never know when those bad boys will strike, you know?