Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Throw the drink in his face. What a rude prick.
torbey 23
What a dick, I hope you refused his 'kind offer.'
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Comments (59)
botanistjessica 24
My inner OCD has compelled me to point out that the words in quotations doesn't have the same quote symbol at both ends.
botanistjessica 24
*don't, not doesn't I replaced a word then forgot to change that one
carminecris89 13
Thats where you say "go **** yourself" or "that's funny, I was thinking the same thing". What a prick. Sorry, that's really awful.
perdix 31
Liquor him up and I'll bet you'll start looking pretty good to him. You can pretend it's your sparkling personality that won him over, but we all know it's the alcohol.
kross86 2
Maybe he was trying to get you drunk hoping that he might have a better chance at getting in such a cute girls pants that way. Yep, that's what happened. Still kinda prickish, but at least he thinks you're cute.
CeltHound 14
Should've said "No thanks, you aren't attractive enough to have a drink with!"
devious418 3
Bogus sounds like a hit and quick... :./
klovely22 13
Maybe he saw how beautiful you were and thought he didn't stand a chance. Maybe.
goodgood_fml 5
This happens to me quite often so I stopped doing blind dates. Men like skinny girls with flawless skin, long hair, and perfect teeth. Those things, I do not have. No one wants someone who is financially stable, can cook, has class and a good heart. Don't give up though, OP. Surely there's someone out there who wants a woman with a good heart.
pregnantpianist 2
I wish good looking men honestly wanted women with class. I feel like all they look for are girls they can label as easy. It's just bad taste.
mosquito19 14
did he pay?
pregnantpianist 2
That's when you smile and knee him in the balls for being an insensitive prick. If a man ever said something like to me, he'd be dead. Men like that don't deserve to have a penis. Or balls for that matter. Because they're *******. Complete *******.