Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Throw the drink in his face. What a rude prick.
torbey 23
What a dick, I hope you refused his 'kind offer.'
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Comments (59)
Speshul 3
He probably took one look at you and realised you were far too good for him.
perdix 31
If it takes self-delusion to get by in life, then go for it.
klovely22 13
Damn. I should probably read the comments before I post.
Jeffo193 13
Most of us aren't like that, i promise :-)
emeraldisle 30
I hope you didn't stick around for too long after that.
baronsmommy 14
I hope you declined his invitation and told him you don't find him to be attractive or a gentlemen and would rather not waste your time.
BossPathfinderGM 14
15, you have it right!
baronsmommy 14
I try ;) good thing I'm married, dating sounds terrible!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Slip something in his drink, and tattoo at giant penis on his face or ass.
ilovesarcasm 18
If that ever happens again OP, which it shouldn't, next time tap into that wit that is inside us all. A quick "Nah, alcohol isn't going to be strong enough for me, sorry." as you are in your way out will shut ’em up. Don't let assholes shock you silent. Sorry OP. What a douchenozzle.
DarkHelmet 10
Well women always say they want an honest man. Sometimes that honesty is brutal.
nowayisthisreal 4
That comment is way, way more ugly than any woman has ever been.
SApprentice 34
I hope you decided against having a drink with him. You deserve to find someone who is more worth your time than some superficial scumbag.
kotana191 8
so it's not gonna be a long term relationship. as long as he pays, why not get a couple of drinks? better luck next time:)