Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Tetchy
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Lost the plot
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML
That's no excuse
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
Get back here!
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
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PeachyJinx 7
I just imagined that innocent bystander screaming "my leg" like that random guy off of Spongebob hehe
Xmarshall16X 5
Sounds reasonable.
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Comments (205)
LizzJizz 16
Lol what a nut job...throw some green baby poop in his sammich!!! There's his avocado!!!
JesusFishTaco 5
There goes my appetite...
knocking 0
Hell, it does look the same. That's one of the reasons why I don't like avocado. He probably wouldn't have noticed until he went to take a bite.
ColorfulDonut 7
that made me throw up a bit -.-
smurfsarwales 9
obviously we all carry around green baby poop for these situations...
Bowser6622 5
Always make sure you read FMLs when it isn't a mealtime.
stroudie94 9
should've chased after him with a footlong.
Cleao18317 11
up the ass
thatnucca 36
I want my avocado flavored crack sandwich...
flockz 20
now his superhero suit and matching avocado cape are going to have to be replaced and u complain about a little spit in your face? selfish bastard.
SilentTreatment 7
You should have chased him and bet him with a footlong.
1215116a 14
Bet for what? The suspense is killing me!
rawr1011 4
I think he meant Beat
1215116a 14
Yeah, I know, I just like poking fun. :3
ThorneCrossed 9
I was going to get that on my turkey and ham sub, but I didn't think they'd go well together. I kind of regret it
enonymous 9
What!?! No more Avo Ca Do ?!? WHY GOD?? WHY???
iTransform 8
The bystander should have tripped his ass up on the way down.
asianpandabear 0
I can see why he did so...avocados are amazing!
cheskiiie 0
wow WTF.