Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
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PeachyJinx 7
I just imagined that innocent bystander screaming "my leg" like that random guy off of Spongebob hehe
Xmarshall16X 5
Sounds reasonable.
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Comments (205)
ariannaimelda 7
He needed his avocado fix and you denied him, how could you?
MyMetalRomance 3
good thing you didnt get fired. it would be hilarious if you got fired over those tasteless piece of sh*t
FloridaStateChic 0
Holy guacamole! ..........Yeah I ruined it I know....
BIEBERSLAYER 10
who gets avocado on a sub anyway it's a stupid topping.
hilariexcore 0
How can you say it's a "stupid" topping? Different people put different things on sandwiches. That's like hating on someone for putting ranch on a sandwich. I don't even like avocados but the turkey, bacon, avocado sub was soo good.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
because I can and even though I like avocado it really doesn't ruin my day if it's not on my sub.
PotatoBlankey39 2
What?!! But I LOVED the avocado. This sucks balls.
DomoKunBieber 1
Ahaha I moderated this FML..... And laughed my head off XD ah poor u FYL
aardvarkish 17
At first glance, I read "...creamed in my face..."
skullman870 1
nobody messes with the avocados!! lol
aleithiera 2
All you had to say was, "Today, I work at Subway." FML
hilariexcore 0
I'd rather work at Subway than where I work (Kohl's). I used to help my friends close when they worked at Subway & it's such an easy job.
04SmileyRylee 7
what subway doesn't have avacados?!? that's redic! but it wa a bit extreme to get spat in the face about it haha sorry for you(: