Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Free money.
MissGrinch 4
"I'm lovin' it."
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Comments (240)
Asstazztic 8
And I bet your ****** smells
theian01 3
I bet her nose smells :-D *dies*
cea99 0
her ****** smells like you
FYLDeep 26
Sounds like she is of the standard intelligence level for people who eat at McDonald's.
DroogyWoogy 1
The person who went to the drive through of a McDonald's way after closing time while trying to attract attention for service (and getting none) reminds me of the very same.
Peacemaker9 7
Red Robin....oh wait wrong fast food place. lol yea right
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I have a feeling somebody is going to say "Yuuuummmm".
yourlifesucksnow 0
fail.
iSexxxy 0
Refuse service.
Sun_Kissed18 25
for reason of too much stupidity to handle?
cbr600_fml 0
haha what a stupid
ILoveMyXbox 0
That is a ******* awesome tattoo.
Freeze_fml 17
Hell no.
lajaynay 15
A stupid what? I would like to know.
glider23 0
By awesome, you really mean ugly.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
you're quite annoying !
xoCOURTNIEox 0
that was ment for lajaynay btw
valtraxman69 0
Guess you could say you picked that shit up. OH YEAH!
chillinAK 9
Hahaha, I've done that too. never threw money at them, but sure lmao at myself. Then again I crack jokes so I tend to make embarrassing situations better. She'll get over it op, then realize she is a dunce.
Doortje 30
obviously she planned that from the beginning. she was just playing with you.
Arsonnist 3
You forgot the biscuit.
fanbat 0
smack her with a bagle
lajaynay 15
*bagel*
RedPillSucks 33
maybe he meant beagle?
lajaynay 15
78- In that case, *beagle* :D
Alove15 0
Hahahaha I'd like to see someone get smacked with a beagel