Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, riding the bus home from my domestic violence group therapy, I saw a billboard with the face of my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend on it. FML
Today, I learned that there's a billboard-sized photo of me and my ex hanging in the airport advertising my college. Travelers from all over the world have now seen me smiling at graduation with the guy who cheated on me after 3 years together. FML
Today, the boy who loved me and left me literally became the poster boy for my college. His picture is on the home page of the college website and on a banner in the cafeteria where I eat every day. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I ran into my childhood crush. She was the one who made me realize I was bi, and I was enthralled by her. Too bad she was straight. She's only gotten more attractive, and now she's in my program. FML
Today, I randomly bumped into the girl of my dreams, my high school sweetheart whom I lost 15 years ago when my parents decided to emigrate us. I couldn’t help myself, I went up to her hoping the old spark was still there. She was just as sweet now as she was then, just heavily pregnant. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
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Top comments
happykate120 0
At least you know she's on a billboard for a college. Its better than seeing her on a billboard for something like people with an STDs.
justsayfuck 5
Oh, well now every time you 'run into her' you can tell your friends how you used to date her. Try not to sound too bitter, and they might think that's cool.
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Comments (69)
beachblondeex13 0
FIRST omfg
perdix 31
Congrats! You got it this time!
Tikwichka 5
How does this 'achievement' feel? I bet your parents are so proud.
jakii_ 0
we GET it you're first what's next? a nobel prize? STFU
I_iz_special 0
Would you like a cookie #1? On topic:Well now you know she is successful and doing well. Actually, I'm not sure if that would pay a lot if at all, but at least you can get girls that are good looking.
Stupified 0
All y'all are just jealous that she got first!
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
Jeez, someone says first and everyones jimmies get rustled. Truly is not that big of a deal.
perdix 31
Surprisingly, there's kind of a thrill when you get a "first." I've used the few times I've hit it to make a real comment, but I can see someone getting so jacked up that all they can think of is "First!"
nessimonster 0
#24 rockin body on topic that's suxz op
aholeguy 0
leave her be if she wanted to write first let her... its her comment
metalr82 0
you really are a blonde aren't you
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
Plus you can't blame her #34, she was down on another FML how she never had gotten it before. I would be super excited too.
OhMyHolyBalls 0
I don't understand how this is an FML, but...FYL for running into a billboard.
MissErikaHart 0
op u should think, "good for her" she's doin something with herself. what r u doing?
pinkpillowz 0
I agree with 23
fyllmao 0
lmao ikr
Hoplaka 0
Congratz! :) @17 She's not going: Omfgggghg I'm firsstttt in urrer faccee what now ahahhahabahalolqweety! So you stfu.
justsayfuck 5
Oh, well now every time you 'run into her' you can tell your friends how you used to date her. Try not to sound too bitter, and they might think that's cool.
blocparty 0
****
Bobissmall 13
****. And tru dat. She might get famous.
iSitt 0
so you did a young hot girl ? put a notch in your belt
5t3ff1k4h 47
58 - ex girlfriend doesn't always translate to 'girl I ******'. What if they didn't have sex?
happykate120 0
At least you know she's on a billboard for a college. Its better than seeing her on a billboard for something like people with an STDs.
napero 0
Ahaha :D WIN!
ERich331 3
it would be a win but "people with an STDs" Is bad English.
chuck_yams 0
nice
deafeningsilence 8
this isn't an FML. It only is if you dumped her.
thathayygurl 4
or she dumped him... she was still his love of his life...
dacho 7
OH NOOO, NOT THE BILLBOARDS!!111 :(((((((((((((((((((((((
perdix 31
You can point that out to girls you date. They'll begin to be so filled with insecurity and self-loathing that you will get laid often and vigorously. Don't let them know she dumped you for having a small, limp weiner. Make them figure that out for themselves.
marcranger 29
is that why you spend your whole life on fml?
green_eyes124 0
Is what why?
CLDBL00DED 0
shut up. your just jealouse bacause his comments are better than yours
perdix 31
Why would I spend my life on FML if the OP had a small, limp weiner? Green_eyes, you really want to know ;) ?
bobateme 0
love your comments :D
green_eyes124 0
Perdix, probably not but I have a feeling you want to tell me anyway so go ahead lol
Brilthor 0
perdix ftw
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for thinking an ex is the love of your life, for giving 2 ***** about whether she's in an advertising campaign or not, and for having eyes with which to see the advertisements.
Yah_Imma_Gamer 0
hahaha! I love you Troll!
lajaynay 15
So many imitators, they're just not the same.
Natasha97 0
How is this an FML? ._.
Bobissmall 13
Obviously you've never had your heart broken.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
It's an fml because I say so.
Frenchtony 17
kinda First I want a Green Card , I'll be a nice husband
cheech99 0
ey man srry to say this but ey she's better without YOU!!!!