Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Free money.
MissGrinch 4
"I'm lovin' it."
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Comments (240)
nerual2072 0
OP, I feel sorry for you. It's true, that was an extremely dumb question considering there is a GIANT picture of all the sandwiches usually right above the cashier's head.
rockstatic 0
That's not a dumb question at all. Most restaurants/fast-food places put tons of stuff on their menu items that aren't listed. If she asked what's in a cheeseburger and you said "cheese" and "burger," would you be right? No, there's ketchup, mustard, and pickles. How was she to know there weren't any weird condiments or toppings on the bacon, egg and cheese?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Breakfast items are usually pretty straight forward. Happycakes = pancakes Egg McMuffin = egg, cheese, Cdn bacon Bacon Egg McMuffin = bacon egg and cheese Sausage... etc etc etc There's also the pictures on the overhead menu above the counter.
tdwp964 0
hahaha thts awsome!
BabyMommaLove 0
so i work at mcdonalds and i have to say ive never had courters thrown at me, or no one ever mad at me... so good luck... i actually have customers that only come back to see me... =]]
kekeshayeshaye 4
Last time I checked, it was spelled quarter
FishTale 0
how is this an FML she just gave u 12 quarters so what
twi4eva789 0
ok soooo not an fml!!! like AT ALL!!! 1. you get a good laugh at her dumbness 2. you get three money!!! besides you wouldn't get hurt that bad!!!
Bathory_fml 0
"you get three money!!!" ...Are you the same dumb bitch that asked this clerk the question in the first place?
5t3ff1k4h 47
153 - Whether she was hurt from being hit with the money or not, it's still abuse. Oh, and I 100% agree with 155's comment.
BonJovi821 3
I'm hoping the "Three money" thing is making a joke of that one Simpson's commercial I used to see, where Homer says "I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?" Though judging by the rest of the way that post was written, 153 is probably just a dumbfuck.
100thninja 5
"Today, at work, someone gave me 3 bucks worth of quarters. FML" I farted on a monkey named Paul. Paul had 90 children, and killed his husband. His husband got a llama pregnant.
nicholas_93 0
god i hate that when they do that
yahhh2forever 0
YDI FOR WORKING AT MCDONALDS USE THAT 3 DOLLARS TO INVEST IN COLLEGE AND A REAL JOB U DUMB ****
5t3ff1k4h 47
There are so many things wrong with your comment, I don't know where to begin.
nicholas_93 0
hey man it not that bad working at mcdonalds lol man i know some one how work ther e for 15 years