Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Free money.
MissGrinch 4
"I'm lovin' it."
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Comments (240)
T552 12
Hey it's better than having a quarter pounder thrown at you. I had to suffer that one. It went everywhere. I didn't even do anything wrong either. I only started my shift when he threw it D: It's not nice when customers throw stuff at you. I feel your pain.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I saw a guy who was pelted in the face with a Filet O' Fish. Poor guy... :/ Damn customers. Another guy was banned from our store for throwing hot coffee at a customer because she wouldn't buy him a burger. (he was homeless)
nicholas_93 0
io have had that happen to me to my manger offered him to fight and he back down lol
mad2physicist 0
You got 3 bucks in tips for laughing at someone? I'd say that is a pretty sweet deal.
debois1202 0
why is that an fml ??Itz only 12 quarters... Smh
shehasstarryeyes 0
at least she wasn't the one working at mcdonalds... you probably needed that money for asswipes since your a piece of shit :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Asshole. You don't know how old OP is.
morgan020 0
at least it wasn't pennies :D
cupsie89 0
How is this an fml? Free quarters.
ungoy 0
worked at mcdo's too during summer break. Never laugh at a customer, but then again sometimes you just can't help it.
Focker218_fml 0
Wow what a stupid bitch! BAHAHA
fxavieras 0
amazing
DakotaCat 4
You should have thrown hot coffee at her and said " Do you want fries with that?"
5t3ff1k4h 47
Because the OP totally wanted to lose her job.
ChefRyan 0
@210 Its breakfast they dont serve fries at that time.. lol
HarleyQuinnJen 3
you are a cutie :)