Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom was stolen. Now my employees won't wash their hands because they "don't have to." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. FML
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LadiDi_fml 10
Make a new sign...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...that says "WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS, OR I'LL DOCK YOUR PAY! Have a nice day! :)"
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Comments (157)
lowie89 7
Whether or not there is a sign they HAVE to wash their hands!!! That's unsanitary!!!! If you can't get the employees to wash their hands and you let them make the rules then you obviously aren't ready to be a manager!!! YDI
sporty1200xlr 6
Glad I'm not in Ohio to eat at your place.
xobriannabanana 3
Shouldn't it just be common sense? You shouldn't have to make a sign that's so gross if they dont understand that while handling food you should wash your hands..
Vash_41288 10
Simple write them up for insubordination, if it continues write them up again and send them home( make sure to communicate this to higher ups first though before sending home)
moodyreallyrocks 27
Well how 'bout that..
merryhappy1887 20
Write them up & send them home. You're not stupid it's not that hard to manage a bunch of idiots im 19 and I do it every night.
alexa9510 1
I think that you should remind them that just because there is no sign, that doesn't mean they can stop listening to what their manager tells them to do. Then when the next one still doesn't listen, fire him/her and make an example of them.
pastywhitekid 10
Maybe you could remind them that they "don't have to" continue being employed...just a thought.
j_cat187 20
It's a good excuse to fire the incompetent workers.
locz07 1
That's just nasty