Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom was stolen. Now my employees won't wash their hands because they "don't have to." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. FML
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LadiDi_fml 10
Make a new sign...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...that says "WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS, OR I'LL DOCK YOUR PAY! Have a nice day! :)"
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Comments (157)
coolbrony12 3
Please tell me where you work so I know not to go there.
Pandacupcakelove 26
You... What did you do to Spike!?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Uhm... Shouldn't they WANT to wash their hands? I feel the need to wash my hands now and then because I don't like to be filthy and disgusting...
missyfiona89 28
I've a suggestion that may sound crazy... Go replace it.
william8691 10
I wonder if the customers complained about their food tasting like penis lol
roachyroo 5
Fire them for being unhygienic?
coolbrony12 3
Just fire them.
IsBitchBetter 1
Grow a pair, you're the manager. Act like one. Write them up for insubordination. You asked them to do something they have to do as part of their jobs, they refused. Write them up. Three write up's and they get promoted to customer. Easy enough.
PawnShopPenguin 4
Where did you find these people to work for you? The local preschool?
eminacupcake 0
That's childish are they five? They should do it for their health & own good. & other peoples well being. I'd fire them for being disgusting & unsanitary.
doodlecloud 27
Most five-year-olds I know would know to wash their hands haha
CLW_fml 9
I call bs. No one is that stupid.