Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom was stolen. Now my employees won't wash their hands because they "don't have to." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
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LadiDi_fml 10
Make a new sign...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...that says "WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS, OR I'LL DOCK YOUR PAY! Have a nice day! :)"
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Comments (157)
Leslier_fml 4
Write it big on the wall with a permanent marker.
mecca512 4
What kind of people work for you!!
Jasonf6 0
Since it's obvious one of those idiots stole it, threaten them until it's replaced.
LifelessStars 22
eww so freaking nasty so what restaurant do you work at again?
asherm 15
You "don't have to" keep them employed if they won't follow safety and sanitation standards. Fire the nasty pigs
doodlecloud 27
Pretty sure the sign is just a reminder and the actual job 'laws' are in their contract.
michelele 0
new sign duhhhh!!!
isableha 9
I work at a Paradise Bakery and we've never had a sign saying employees must wash their hands. I think it's pretty much common sense. If they refuse to wash their hands I'd refuse to employ them. Plenty of people looking for a job now a days that would happily replace them.
tie19441 1
Just fire them. You know you CAN do that.
DukeLeto 14
So they washed their hands of the whole thing?