Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom was stolen. Now my employees won't wash their hands because they "don't have to." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. FML
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Top comments
LadiDi_fml 10
Make a new sign...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...that says "WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS, OR I'LL DOCK YOUR PAY! Have a nice day! :)"
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Comments (157)
Brittney_Taylor 1
oh gosh, thats nasty. OP, i think you should make a new sign ASAP!
SystemofaBlink41 27
You mean like: salty, tangy, salty AND tangy gross....
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Write them up.
julygirl18 8
____________________ |Thats gross l | | ( ( |/""""""""""""""""""""""" (^•^)/ o(")(")
p3mguin 7
ITS A KANGAROO!
mikeofthunder 13
It's not a kangaroo that's a bunny
VooDooCarrie91 19
No. It's an un-amusing and unintelligent comment
tony1891 22
remind me NOT to eat at your restaurant.
galic33130 2
No washed hands, no pay check.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
How childish is that?!
VooDooCarrie91 19
The answer is: very. :P
erinchick1 7
Ewwww!!what restraunt do you work at?! I'll be sure never to eat there.
cmyk 19
Tell us the resturant and I'll make sure I never go to eat there. Thats beyond gross -.- Maybe the health department should come pay a visit and see how many got jobs left when they leave.
PaulB123 11
They also don't have to have proper hygiene; such as brushing their teeth, showering, and putting on deodorant. Assuming they aren't pigs and do all/some of these things, ask them why they choose to do these when they "don't have to"?
doodlecloud 27
A lot of jobs do require that. My waitress job requires that I'm showered, deodoranted, teeth brushed, neat, clean hair, clothes washed and ironed. It's in the contract though, it's not just written on a sign.