Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom was stolen. Now my employees won't wash their hands because they "don't have to." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, my boss informed me that it is now my responsibility to wash the dishes, since my co-workers are consistently too lazy to clean up after themselves. I have a bachelor's degree. Which I earned at the same university I now work at. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
LadiDi_fml 10
Make a new sign...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...that says "WASH YOUR GODDAMNED HANDS, OR I'LL DOCK YOUR PAY! Have a nice day! :)"
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (157)
octopussperm125 18
The "special sauce"
perdix 31
It's hard to argue with that logic. It's a waste of time anyways. Anyone who has seen the movie "Waiting" just expects their food to have some remnant of the staff in it. We just like eating so much, we just don't give a shit. Hell, a bout of food poisoning puts a temporary stop to the weight gain train:)
kimg0885 23
All that movie made me think was never piss off your server..... and not to eat at Applebee's, Friday's or any chain restaurant I would hope that they wouldn't do anything to my food if I was polite.
Enslaved 38
#60 You are correct. If you're nice, you're golden! The only thing I could advise is NEVER go to a place that closes within 30minutes. The cooks are all cleaning early to get out ASAP. I've seen steaks etc... cooked in a rush, on grills that were just cleaned with chemicals used. You won't taste it but it will make you ill soon after you leave the place.:P
journeytotheend 16
Shit can them
SqueakyChipmunk 22
..... Nothing to do here. ......( •__•) ......( L] L] .......///.)..)
pexy_fml 16
So the sign is making better job than you ?
TheLadyOpal 30
Um...do you just not have a blank piece of paper and a Sharpie lying around? Just make a new one!
Old_Iron_Sides 6
I bet you'd rather make your employees wash their hands than have a bout of food poisoning at your restaurant and the health department shut you down. Just tell them if you catch them not washing their hands they're fired.
newburton13 26
Make them all dinner covered in pubes and piss. They'll wash their hands.
missunderstanded 5
so what restaurant is this so I never go there...
lexieloumommy2 6
That's so gross!