Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML
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britt0806 0
girl your life sucks.
shirogoma 0
At least he had the courtesy to tell you.
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Comments (152)
squeaker07 15
this sounds like Laurie notaro's story in the autobiography of a fat bride. well if it is her story then mayb ur new bf will b as nice as notaro's bf and ask to marry you cuz u got an STD. lol.
omgshaylaaa 0
ahaha at least he told you! woulda been worse if he kept it a secret
ViRuSlulz 0
Awesome Job To The Jackass. Hope he has Mad cow. even if it dont exsist. good luck!
kman666 0
agh that sucks..
allotheabove123 0
payback's a bitch xD
jessicaaababy 8
that's so rude! it's disgusting how you find laughter and enjoyment out of someone's obstacles, what an asshole...
auto_da_fe 2
Payback? OP did nothing wrong, the ex was the cheater.
Sweet2020 4
47, WHAT?! Isn't that the point of this entire website? We laugh, we feel bad, but either way, you are here to see that your life isn't as jacked up as the next guy.
katheo21 0
well that sucks
cutiekenz21 0
at least he told you.
Zangulus 5
Hopefully it's something curable. It'd be really shitty if you ended up with something permanent like herpes or genital warts because of your ex's douchebaggery.
punkrulz 1
This just happened to a friend of mine. while her bf didn't cheat (he ran and avoided her after after some circumstances), due to his douchebaggery she got STD tested... herpes... what sucks is she's only been a virgin for 10 months and had 2 partners.
Lozinger 0
One, how can you be a virgin for 10 months? and Two, she totally deserves it, that's what condoms are for...
agamid 1
same thing happened to my little brother...
C6Racer 0
Now THIS is an FML.
aida4432 0
kinda what happened to me only i was still together with him and i had to find out the hard way, not with him telling me unfortunatly ... stuck with it for the rest of my life =.=
Invierno 10
that blows...hope you kicked his ass. or better yet, had lots of other people help you.