Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML
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britt0806 0
girl your life sucks.
shirogoma 0
At least he had the courtesy to tell you.
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Comments (152)
fmlikecrazy 0
at least he called!
bigbadtim 7
Hope your tests come back clean.
perdix 31
Maybe you can get a two-fer on STD screenings for you and the new bf. I'm sure the new guy is happy that he's dipping his dick into Venereal Stew.
scooter69 0
woah! that blows lol it's called a condom ;)
Belem 0
I hope everythinq turns out okay
jessicaaababy 8
wow what a dick, you mean new ex boyfriend. if i had a boyfriend and he did that i'd dump him in a heartbeat. you can do way better than that dirty boy!
Mickey619 0
yo what's up princess, you are so beautiful
boatkicker 5
Her new boyfriend did not cheat. Her ex boyfriend did. She should not break up with her new boyfriend, because of something her ex-boyfriend did.
highsheep 0
YDI you ******* ****!
biskitbukit 7
Sorry, I feel bad.
herzeleid334 13
He deserves that STD!!! Stupid cheating *****... but FYL OP, hopefully it'll be ok :/
Happinessx3_fml 0
Well i hope hes kidding :'( !