Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I went to grab the same item that the cashier was reaching for. He brushed my hand. He then both watched me creepily and asked my what lotion I used to make my hands so soft. When I left, he said, "I'll dream of you." FML
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Nickb55 16
Even in the heat of the moment how did you manage to say that?
ipman737 18
Well did he take you to the bedsheets? ;)
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Comments (103)
Soundslikeothers 15
You Ran? What if he was the foremost expert in bedsheets? I mean you could have learned so much in stead you ran.
gabagabaheyu 10
that's a start..
DLS930 21
I bet he was confused as hell
geekchick88 17
I laughed way too hard at this because I'm totally this awkward. Thank goodness I'm married. At a friend's bachelorette party a couple years ago, we were playing one of those silly games where you get a card and you have to do what the card says. My task was to get a sock from a guy, so I managed to talk the bartender out of his and walked around with it hanging out of my pocket. Later, he stopped me and said "So, you have my sock...can I have your number?" Instead of saying something like "Sorry, I'm married.", I laughed and then just went "No." and walked away. My friend told me later that the poor guy looked crushed, and he ended up explaining to him that I am off the market. :P
OscarEcho 12
Haha. That is awesome :) .
gracehi 33
That's not awkward. What's.awkward was when I was at work and explaining to my adorable manager that I had so much trouble hearing him sometimes because of my inner audio hearing disorder. When I explained that my ears were fine but that my brain didn't always process sounds properly, he teasingly replied, "So what you're saying is you're retarded." I answered, "No, my brain's retarded," and then, "No wait! That's not what I meant!" I felt as retarded as my brain.
finch01 18
next time try to get him in them ;)
Box0choklitz 8
well you tried, A+ for effort
tranced_ 45
for all you know he could've thought of coming up to you too..
tellyc 27
You sure made an impression on him!
DonPandon 15
We are men. You can say that and still get the number
weveallbeenthere 30
now we all know where your thoughts were. You should have stayed.